TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learn something new everyday!

According to Lewis Diuguid, of the Kansas City Star October 21st, 2008, That when McCain/Palin/Republicans/Conservatives say that Obama is a "Socialist" they are simply "Reaching back in history to use an old code word for black."

Every Time I think that I have heard it all.....I learn something new!

Why am I a "Racist" or "Whatever"?

I don't understand why I can not simply choose one Presidential candidate over an other without being labelled a "Racist"? What does that have to do with anything? I wish I was surprised by the willingness of a lot of people to label everyone else and cry foul when you label them or their candidate or cause or whatever. Evidently if you have nothing to offer in the "Arena of Ideas" then you simply must shout down your opponent with hate and lies! Oh, you don't agree with my candidate or my cause or my whatever, then you must be a "Racist", or a "Small Minded Red-Neck", or a "Hate-filled Whatever".

A person of tolerance and diversity ran me off the road today!

As some of you may or may not know I have a pair of plastic bull testicles hang off of the bumper of my jeep. This decoration has been on my jeep for about five years. I bought them from a friend who owns a western wear store and sold these "ITEMS" to raise money and awareness for testicular cancer research.

Last Saturday I was riding in my Jeep with my family. I stopped at an intersection waiting on the light to turn green when this black convertible Mercedes pulls up beside me and this woman starts screaming at me and my family about the plastic hanging off my bumper. This woman used language that would make a sailor blush. She also had three little girls in this car and not one had on a seat belt. I just drove off and left her sitting at the intersection. As I approached the lane merger for my street she flew past me at at least 50 mph in a 35 mph zone and pushed me into the on coming traffic as so to avoid being hit by her car. She continued to pick up speed until she reached the next intersection and had to stop at a red light. As I approached the intersection she bolted before the light turned green as soon as traffic cleared enough for her to make her escape. The absolute best part of the entire ordeal was that as she sped away in her Mercedes-Benz with the three girls unbelted and holding for dear life is that she had an Obama 08' sticker on her bumper!

Sooo....A person of tolerance and diversity ran me off the road. Yet I was the one that was clearly in the wrong by hanging a piece of plastic off of my bumper. I am sure there is a lesson here. Let me know what you think. Send me your stories of liberal wackos at their finest.

Re: [OBLIVION WATCH!] I WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMEN!
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Jim Schimmel

---- **Big Dumb Animal** <dane73.oblivionwatch@blogger.com> wrote:

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I remember where I was and what I was doing this morning seven short
years ago! Do you remember? I hope that each and every one of us can
remember. I hope and pray that we never forget!

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I WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember where I was and what I was doing this morning seven short years ago! Do you remember? I hope that each and every one of us can remember. I hope and pray that we never forget!

UNBELIEVABLE NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/sep/07/food.foodanddrink


"People should have one "meat-free" day per week if they want to make a personal and effective sacrifice that would help tackle climate change"

"In terms of immediacy of action and the feasibility of bringing about reduction in a short period of time, it clearly is the most attractive opportunity."

"Give up meat for one day (per week) initially and decrease it from there."

- Dr. Rajendra Pachauri -
Chair of the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change
(The "Worlds leading Expert on climate change", Indian Economist, and Vegetarian)

UNBELIEVABLE NONSENSE is what U.N. is really short for!

How Lucky?

"I'm really lucky, I have a wife and a T.V. and they both work!"

- Charlie the custodian @ Owasso Mid-High School -

An HISTORIC day for America!

8/29/2008 John McCain picks Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Only 67 days until the election. Plenty of time for the "main stream" media to take "pot shots" at this incredibly brave, immensely talented and very conservative woman.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

Is it real, a joke, a myth, or a monster tuck? Part 2

JOKE! At leat this time...

Is it real, a joke, a myth, or a monster tuck?

These two guys from Georgia are either the luckiest SOB's on the planet or are having one hell of a good time pulling this practical joke on the entire U.S. media. I don't want to sound like some nut case that has forgot to take his meds, but I am very sure that we have not found every living creature on the face of the earth. It would be very arrogant to say that we have found every species on this blue planet. It is very reckless to pretend that we have learned all that we need to learn and have discovered all that there is to discover about the United States much less the the entire world. It is kind of like assuming that because the climate seems to be shifting from the weather patterns that have been prevalent in the last 100 years, that we as humans have any effect on this at all. If you watch the Discovery Chanel or "READ" about history you will find that the climate, on this planet we call home, has been changing and shifting since the GOOD LORD made it. Ice Ages, Heat Waves, Floods, and Droughts have all been part of the ever changing world that we live on. When my dad was in High School the media was absolutely sure that he would see and live through the next "Ice Age", because the earth was "COOLING". So having said all of that I am sure that "BIGFOOT" is a joke, and a myth, and a monster truck. I am not sure if he is real, but hey, just what is real any way?

Chef is gone but not forgotten!

Isaac Lee Hayes, Jr - August 2oth, 1942 - August 10th, 2008

Singer, Song Writer, Musician, Record Producer, Arranger, Composer, Actor, Academy Award Winner, 3 Time Grammy Award Winner, and the voice of "CHEF" on South Park.

100 years this month!

Federal Bureau of Investigation:

July 1908 - July 2008

30,000 employees

12,700 agents

8.7 Billion annual budget

Who's in charge today? Oh, the "EXPRESS LANE NAZI"

The other day my son and I went to the grocery store to purchase some rice and to rent some movies for my wife who had came down with some sort of virus. After picking out some funny movies to keep our patient entertained to a couple of hours, we went on safari to find the box of rice that I needed to complete my chicken and rice soup. After several trips up and down several different isles we found our prize. The next thing I remember is my son asking me if I am OK. It seems that I my have "Blacked Out" for a brief moment after seeing the price of a 1 lbs. box of minute rice. Up to check we go. Upon arriving the "EXPRESS" 15 item or less lanes we find several people in line. No big deal, we have plenty of time. Unlike the lady behind us. While waiting our turn in line one of the "EXPRESS" checkers opens up, the lady behind me starts instructing myself to get in that line so we can get out of here before Christmas. I turn to tell this woman that there is an elderly lady still in line ahead of us when out of nowhere an older gentleman pushes his cart right up in front of everyone waiting in line ans proceeds to put his items up on the belt to purchase them. The "LADY/OBLIVION" behind me starts instructing the older gentleman that he has indeed cut in line and that he in no uncertain terms need to put his groceries back in his cart and get the hell back in line that this guy (pointing to me) is next in line not him! The older gentleman promptly apologized and gathered his items and reentered the "EXPRESS" line which has more than doubled in length since he made his terrible mistake of cutting in front of this "EXPRESS LANE NAZI". The "EXPRESS LANE NAZI" then instructed me to take his place in line, I was trying to persuade the elderly lady in front of me to go ahead of me, but she seemed concerned about making a wrong move in the presents of the "EXPRESS LANE NAZI" and refused to move up. Another lane opened and the elderly lady sprinted with her groceries to get checked out. I took my $5.00 box of minute rice to the open lane and proceeded to check before someone else felt the wraith of the "EXPRESS LANE NAZI"

Hind sight is 20/20!

"Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.'"

- Lillian Carter -