I AM ANDREW BREITBART!

I AM ANDREW BREITBART!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A person of tolerance and diversity ran me off the road today!

As some of you may or may not know I have a pair of plastic bull testicles hang off of the bumper of my jeep. This decoration has been on my jeep for about five years. I bought them from a friend who owns a western wear store and sold these "ITEMS" to raise money and awareness for testicular cancer research.

Last Saturday I was riding in my Jeep with my family. I stopped at an intersection waiting on the light to turn green when this black convertible Mercedes pulls up beside me and this woman starts screaming at me and my family about the plastic hanging off my bumper. This woman used language that would make a sailor blush. She also had three little girls in this car and not one had on a seat belt. I just drove off and left her sitting at the intersection. As I approached the lane merger for my street she flew past me at at least 50 mph in a 35 mph zone and pushed me into the on coming traffic as so to avoid being hit by her car. She continued to pick up speed until she reached the next intersection and had to stop at a red light. As I approached the intersection she bolted before the light turned green as soon as traffic cleared enough for her to make her escape. The absolute best part of the entire ordeal was that as she sped away in her Mercedes-Benz with the three girls unbelted and holding for dear life is that she had an Obama 08' sticker on her bumper!

Sooo....A person of tolerance and diversity ran me off the road. Yet I was the one that was clearly in the wrong by hanging a piece of plastic off of my bumper. I am sure there is a lesson here. Let me know what you think. Send me your stories of liberal wackos at their finest.

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