It's spring time and the IDIOTS are BLOOMIN'!

Today at the local QT, my son and I witnessed the first of many BLOOMIN' IDIOTS of the spring. We were exiting my jeep when this old rattle trap Japanese model car pulled in beside us and nearly hit the passenger side door my son was opening. So we waited and boy where we rewarded for or patients! A male and a female, supposedly human, exited their "vehicle" and started for the entrance to the QT. I then realized that the male suspected human was trying very hard to be a white trash version of a Mexican gang member and the female suspected human was trying hard to walk around in public totally butt naked! She was wearing an off-white, low-cut, v-neck top that was whisper thin and no bra in sight. Let me just say that her thermal indicators were working properly at 40 degrees this morning. Her choice of lower garment was no better. She had a micro-micro-mini skirt that did not cover all of her "Mud Flaps" and I was in no way up to seeing what it did not cover in the front. If this female had on under wear I was quite sure she could feel them in the back of her throat, because that is how far up her butt she had to have had them pulled! Not so much fun trying to explain to your 8 year old son why some one would dress that way in public! WOW!!!!!! OBLIVIOUS!!!!!! I am getting OLD!!!!!!!

BOOBS at the the used book store!

Two or three times a month me and my lovely family take a trip to the used book store in Tulsa. We really enjoy looking for the wonderful treasures that can be found on ever shelf in this really old, kinda musty, and very large building at 44th and Mingo road. The last trip into this wonderland of endless adventure we had the pleasure to watch a woman with a small child sitting at the end of an aisle each having lunch. The woman was enjoying a sandwich and the baby its mother breast in full view of anyone in the immediate area of the Western Classic section or the New Age Religion section of this used book paradise! I am by no means suggesting that it is not a beautiful thing and that I have never seen such an act. Quite the opposite. I was never so taken by the beauty of nature as when my wife was nourishing my infant son, but not in the middle of WAL-MART! These people really do concern me. Her and her husband appeared to be daring anyone in the store to make a comment to them so that they could make a scene in this place of book bliss. Then I am quite sure they would march to the counter of the book oasis and make the lives of the college students running the counters a living hell for a good half an hour. I would not be equally surprised if they would not call the news papers and/or the news stations in Tulsa to complain about the rough treatment received at the hands of the book mongers at 44th and Mingo. And lawsuits to follow I'm sure. These people are BOOBS!

The Rest of the Story.......No More.

Paul Harvey Aurandt

September 4th, 1918 - February 28th, 2009

From humble beginnings in 1933 cleaning up at KVOO radio in Tulsa, OK, to National Radio Commentator to Radio Hall of Fame to Oklahoma Hall of Fame and Presidential Medal of Freedom Recipient. The world was a better place for 90 years.

Tulsa, Oklahoma, and the United States of America has lost a great and comforting voice!