Budget Woes!

I think the next time I have more month at the end of the money, I will tell my wife I need and increase in my spending allowance.  When she tells my I need to cut my spending instead of expecting her to increasing the amount of my monthly allowance, I think I will pull a counter out of the Dumbocrat playbook.  I will simple explain to her that there is no room in MY budget for spending cuts!  What do you think?  Do you think I will survive?  Sounds stupid when you say it out loud, does it not?  Then why do we believe/swallow it why the Dumbocrats say it?